1. Name - Chris
2. Rockstar Name - Dylan Foxx
3. Location - Cincinnati, OH
4. Music - Pantera, Down, COC, Tool, Husker Du, Van Halen, Faith No More, Soundgarden, Tomahawk, Slayer, QOTSA, Kyuss, Primus, Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Helmet, Deftones, the fucking Whigs
5. Style - Ambient Thrash
6. Influences - Marlon Brando
7. Do you like Guns N' Roses? - Hell yes.
8. How big is you Belt Buckle? - It's so big I can't wear it anymore. I was having back problems.
9. Sideburns? - They are always there.
10. How much Whiskey/Gin/Vodka can you consume in one night? - Virtually none.
11. Drugs? - Virtually none.
12. Play any instruments? - Guitar, bass
13. Are you in a band? - Yes.
14. Who do you think would win in a fight between Lemmy and Axl Rose? - Lemmy, without hesitation.
15. Why do you think you're Rock N' Roll? - Because you are a piece of shit.